What’s brown and sticky?

A stick

Why did the chicken cross the park?

To get to the other slide

Can February March?

No but April May.

What do you call a sad strawberry?

A blue berry

Due to quarantine,

I will only be telling inside jokes.

What did the ocean say to the sand?

Nothing it just waved.

Why was the ocean upset?

It felt a little crabby

What do you call an angry carrot?

A steamed veggie!

Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!

What did the triangle say to the circle?

You’re pointless

What did the fish say when it hit a wall?