What’s brown and sticky?
A stick
Why did the chicken cross the park?
To get to the other slide
Can February March?
No but April May.
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blue berry
Due to quarantine,
I will only be telling inside jokes.
What did the ocean say to the sand?
Nothing it just waved.
Why was the ocean upset?
It felt a little crabby
What do you call an angry carrot?
A steamed veggie!
Why did the cucumber call 911?
It was in a pickle!
What did the triangle say to the circle?
You’re pointless
What did the fish say when it hit a wall?
Dam
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