What’s brown and sticky?A stick
Why did the chicken cross the park?To get to the other slide
Can February March?No but April May.
What do you call a sad strawberry?A blue berry
Due to quarantine,I will only be telling inside jokes.
What did the ocean say to the sand?Nothing it just waved.
Why was the ocean upset?It felt a little crabby
What do you call an angry carrot?A steamed veggie!
Why did the cucumber call 911?It was in a pickle!
What did the triangle say to the circle?You’re pointless
What did the fish say when it hit a wall?Dam